The Corniest Pick-Up Lines Ever!

Posted by : foongpc | Friday, February 13, 2009 | Published in


Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I thought I would like to share with you all some of the corniest pick-up lines and love quotes I found on the Internet. You would have probably came across some of them. In any case, just sit back and enjoy....

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because baby, you're the bomb."

"Do you have a map? I seem to be lost in your eyes."

"You're like a Snickers bar - you satisfy me."

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long."

"If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I would put U and I closer together."

"Your clothes would look really nice wrinkled up on my bedroom floor."

"I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"

"I heard you like raisins, what about a date?"

You say: "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink."
She says: "Why?"
You say: "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you."

"Baby did you fart, coz you blow me away."

"When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven."

"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"

"Hey! Can you empty your pockets out...because i believe you stole my heart..."

"My name is [insert name here], but you can call me tonight."

"The word is legs. Can you spread the word?"

"Is there a ninja in your pants? Cos YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!"

"I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?"

"Now f*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Chuck?"

"The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

"I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who."

"I’ve been wondering.... Do your lips taste as good as they look?"

But be careful if you intend to use any of those corny pick-up lines. You don't want to get these responses!

Boy: "I would go to the end of the world for you..."
Girl: "Oh..Nice....then would you stay there for me as well?"

"My life was completely grey without colours till you appear.... it is totally dark now."

Boy : "If tomorrow is the end of the world, I would want to be with you."
Girl : "Why?"
Boy : "Because being with you for one day, it feels like a long, long time. So boring!"


(62) Comments

  1. Mariuca said...


    February 13, 2009 at 3:48 AM
  2. Mariuca said...

    Wah first time I got FC here ha ha ha! Lucky I refreshed ur page to drop EC lol!!!

    February 13, 2009 at 3:48 AM
  3. Mariuca said...

    Some more my EC here today muahahahahah! Ok I read ur post now lol! ;)

    February 13, 2009 at 3:49 AM
  4. Mariuca said...

    Ha ha oh this is my fave one LOL!!

    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

    Enjoy ur day with your Valentine Foong! :):):)

    February 13, 2009 at 3:51 AM
  5. Anonymous

    So which one will you be using? Got a date for tomorrow?...Must post on it, ya...with lots of photos! Happy Valentine's Day to you!!!

    February 13, 2009 at 7:44 AM
  6. Anonymous

    LOL! Great and funny pick ups.. lol.. Some I've never heard before.. Thanks for sharing foong! :)

    February 13, 2009 at 8:11 AM
  7. Anonymous

    They are just so so corny!! Hahha...I like the raisins one. I think when I hear that...more likely I would burst out laughing than being irritated with that phrase!

    February 13, 2009 at 8:23 AM
  8. khengsiong said...

    "Your clothes would look really nice wrinkled up on my bedroom floor."

    Kitchen floor is better. Or perhaps beneath the dining table... hahaha...

    February 13, 2009 at 8:51 AM
  9. Anonymous

    Uh! I'm so glad I'm married. LOL I guess I'm lucky that I didn't meet any guys who used these corny pick-up lines.
    How about you Foong, what pick-up line do you use? LOL

    February 13, 2009 at 9:22 AM
  10. Anonymous

    Btw, check your email.

    February 13, 2009 at 9:23 AM
  11. levian said...

    some of the lines are really .. i don't know, lack of respect? not sure if the reply would be a smile or a slap. :p

    February 13, 2009 at 9:25 AM
  12. Mumsgather said...

    Oh dearie me. Until I read this, I couldn't even remember that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I am really getting old. Thanks for sharing.

    February 13, 2009 at 9:38 AM
  13. Nick Phillips (15/03/1967 - 04/11/2022) said...

    LMAO! Hilarious buddy and just right for V-day :D

    February 13, 2009 at 9:54 AM
  14. Anonymous

    LOL. How bout this one?

    If you're right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Valentine's, can I spend sometime between the holidays? :-P

    February 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM
  15. Rad Sujanto said...

    ah you call those stuff corny pick up lines, just knew it =p thanks Foongpc.

    hmmmm why no suggestions for guys who don't have a girl yet?? =(

    February 13, 2009 at 11:56 AM
  16. Merryn said...

    ew... someone has got to be so desperado to be using any of those above! nevertheless.. it is so darn funny! hapi valentines to you.. :)

    February 13, 2009 at 12:53 PM
  17. Lisa said...

    wahhhhhh where you get all those lines lah.......

    did you used it on...???

    anywayz, my blog got a gift to give away want or not?????

    February 13, 2009 at 1:16 PM
  18. Anonymous

    i like the last one.. anymore for our reading? heheheh

    February 13, 2009 at 1:31 PM
  19. Anonymous


    damn i dont have a ninja in my pants!

    February 13, 2009 at 2:24 PM
  20. Anonymous

    LOL. I had a good laugh. Some a pretty useful too! Great lines!

    February 13, 2009 at 4:05 PM
  21. JL said...

    One more:

    Girl: You remind me of an ocean.
    Boy: Ocean? You mind wild, restless and.....romantic?
    Girl: No, you just make me sick.

    Whahahaha!!!!! Nice one foong XD

    February 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
  22. day-dreamer said...


    Happy V Day~

    February 13, 2009 at 10:37 PM
  23. foongpc said...

    mariuca, yeah! First time FC here - just like I was first time FC at your blog too! Haha! Lucky you refreshed my page! : )

    And so happens also your EC here - double congrats!! Haha!

    Oh, that's a fav quote of mine too! Happy Valentine's Day to you! : )

    February 13, 2009 at 11:23 PM
  24. Lisa said...

    hehehe not only to get them subscribe ler, but really wanna gip away so kinda do something out of it lor,

    at first tot of asking them tell me some corny pick up lines, but since u put all here , no more chance ...(lol, kidding)

    but anyways, its a random pick from a friend who don't frequent my blog, so no favoritism problem lor

    February 13, 2009 at 11:25 PM
  25. foongpc said...

    suituapui, haha! Won't be using any of them! : ) Happy Valentine's Day to you too! : )

    cashmere, they are funny alrite! Happy Valentine's Day to you! : )

    mei teng, yeah some so funny I think it'll be hard to get offended : )

    February 13, 2009 at 11:27 PM
  26. foongpc said...

    khengsiong, wah you so wild? On the kitchen floor and beneath dining table? LOL!

    babette, haha! How pick-up line your hubby used on you last time? My pick-up line will not be any of those! LOL! OK, will check my email : )

    levian, I guess different people will have different response. Some may just smile, while others will feel so insulted they might just slap! LOL!

    February 13, 2009 at 11:32 PM
  27. eastcoastlife said...

    Some are quite funny. Copy them for my son. haha...

    February 13, 2009 at 11:37 PM
  28. eastcoastlife said...

    Happy Valentine's Day, foong!!

    February 13, 2009 at 11:37 PM
  29. eastcoastlife said...

    Oh, I gave you a V-Day linky love. :)

    February 13, 2009 at 11:38 PM
  30. foongpc said...

    mumsgather, well lucky you drop by my blog today! : )

    nick phillips, thanks! Glad you like it! : )

    gallivanter, that's a good one! LOL!

    February 13, 2009 at 11:38 PM
  31. foongpc said...

    rad, what do you mean? These pick-up lines can be used by guys who don't have girls yet. Maybe you wanna try? : )

    merryn, they are funny indeed! Happy Valentine's Day to you too : )

    lisalicious, no I didn't use any of those corny pick-up lines - too corny for my liking! Haha! Got free gifts to give away? I sure want!! : )

    February 13, 2009 at 11:47 PM
  32. foongpc said...

    e-gentinghighland, haha! The last one is so insulting! Thanks for dropping by! : )

    xin, yeah damn! LOL!

    horizon, pretty useful? I don't know about you, but I'm not using any of them. LOL!

    February 13, 2009 at 11:50 PM
  33. foongpc said...

    JL, that's a good one! But really insulting! Maybe use it on someone you want to dump. Haha!

    day-dreamer, haha! Happy Valentine's Day to you too : )

    lisalicious, well I hope I get the book for my Valentine's day gift! : )

    February 13, 2009 at 11:55 PM
  34. foongpc said...

    eastcoastlife, what! You want your son to use some of those corny pick-up lines? Good luck to him - haha!

    Thanks for the linky love. Will check it out at your blog!

    And Happy Valentine's Day to you too! : )

    February 13, 2009 at 11:58 PM
  35. Monica said...

    LOL! I couldn't stop lol now!

    Happy Valentine's Day Foong! ;-)

    February 14, 2009 at 12:20 AM
  36. Medie007 said...


    the frst few are like, "L"

    but then the later few are actually pretty cool. :P

    February 14, 2009 at 12:31 AM
  37. Anonymous

    lol...have u ever used them???

    eppie valentine's day :)

    February 14, 2009 at 12:40 AM
  38. Anonymous

    Corny, but AMAZINGLY effective if you find the right dumb girl.

    February 14, 2009 at 3:09 AM
  39. Angie Tan said...

    LOL!!! Happy Valentine's Day!

    February 14, 2009 at 8:12 AM
  40. [SK] said...

    brilliant quotes, let me steal some first, hehehe :p

    February 14, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Funny, funny! My husband and I loved these. Happy Valentines day!

    February 14, 2009 at 9:44 AM
  42. HappySurfer said...

    Seriously, would anyone use these?! Oh yeah, I can imagine Joey (of Friends) using them on someone like Phoebe.

    February 14, 2009 at 11:20 AM
  43. LifeRamblings said...

    some remarks can be humourous but insulting at the same time.

    Happy v's Day!

    February 14, 2009 at 1:18 PM
  44. LifeRamblings said...

    have lotsa fun with your date 2nite! :)

    February 14, 2009 at 1:19 PM
  45. eiling lim said...

    Haha... I don't think anyone would want to use those lines! Too corny la..

    February 14, 2009 at 2:20 PM
  46. Anonymous

    Happy Valentine's Day,My friend!

    I want know very much about which of these you would use today? :P

    February 14, 2009 at 2:30 PM
  47. foongpc said...

    monica, glad you find them funny! Oh, thanks for the tag! But you know, I'm already drowning in tags! : )

    medie007, pretty cool, yes? So which one of those cool pick-up lines will you be using? : )

    annant, no won't be using them and never will! Haha! Happy Valentine's Day to you too : )

    February 14, 2009 at 3:52 PM
  48. foongpc said...

    sk, take and try them all! Then tell me which one works best! LOL!

    health nut wannabee mom aka heidi, thanks! Glad you find them funny! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your hubby! : )

    happysurfer, now you mention it, yes I can imagine Joey using those lines too! Haha! I will be surprised if anyone uses it in real life!

    February 14, 2009 at 3:59 PM
  49. foongpc said...

    life ramblings, thanks! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your hubby! : )

    eiling, haha I'll be very surprised if anyone uses it! Just too corny! : )

    iwalk, same to you! I don't use any of them and never will! Haha!

    February 14, 2009 at 4:02 PM
  50. Faisal Admar said...

    haha i like this quote and will use it later...

    "Baby did you fart, coz you blow me away."


    foong, please spread the valentine's love! see the tag ok! :)

    February 14, 2009 at 4:54 PM
  51. foongpc said...

    faisal, you really want to use that quote? LOL! I have been tagged a similar tag earlier and I'm drowning in tags now! : )

    February 14, 2009 at 5:08 PM
  52. Bengbeng said...

    these are all so funny. in the future if ppl receive Valentine's Day wishes from you, they will be suspicious just in case there are punch lines too :)

    February 14, 2009 at 5:29 PM
  53. foongpc said...

    bengbeng, haha! I wish I'm that creative, but I'm not! : )

    February 14, 2009 at 5:55 PM
  54. lina said...

    You got such an extensive list of corny pick-up lies. Ever used them? :D
    Happy Valentine's Day!

    February 14, 2009 at 6:11 PM
  55. Anonymous

    some funny 1's, made me lol.

    Just wanted to say that you must enjoy Valentine's Day and the rest of the weekend

    February 14, 2009 at 6:12 PM
  56. iamthewitch said...

    Happy Valentine's Day!!!

    February 15, 2009 at 12:58 PM
  57. Anonymous

    "I heard you like raisins, what about a date?" is genius!! :D

    February 15, 2009 at 8:05 PM
  58. foongpc said...

    lina, thanks. I don't use any of them, thankfully : )

    george, thanks for dropping by! As it turned out, I got sick during Valentine's Day so stayed in bed and slept! Haha!

    iamthewitch, thanks! Happy Valentine's Day to you too : )

    leo, I agree. The person who came up with that quote is a genius alrite! : )

    February 16, 2009 at 2:46 AM
  59. Anonymous

    Er.. let me try..

    "My, those boobs do look heavy for me. May I hold it for you?"

    Corny enough? :P

    February 23, 2009 at 1:23 PM
  60. foongpc said...

    bongkersz, all you will get when you say that is a slap in the face. Hahaha!! : )

    February 23, 2009 at 9:29 PM
  61. corny pick up lines said...

    Wow, these are funny!

    Here are some more, curtesy of Funny Pick Up Lines

    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
    I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
    Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
    Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
    You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
    I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
    You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.


    October 8, 2009 at 9:36 PM
  62. foongpc said...

    corny pick up lines, haha! Thanks for contributing to more corny pick up lines! Btw, you have a great site there! Cool! : )

    October 9, 2009 at 12:21 AM